More Police SMS

3 ways to catch a Tiger

1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it.

3.POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts it's a tiger!!!

The police are looking for

The police are looking for someone!
They said he's a tall, strong and handsome man...
You're ok but where should I hide???

Baap ko Rishwat

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result acha nahi aya
aaj se tumhara khelna T.V dekhna band.

Bacha: Ye 50 rupye pakro aur is bat ko yahi daba do.

Not on duty

A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home.
Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now.

Its a mistake

I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in country,
can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?