I fall in love in only love with a cute

Boy - I fall in love in only love with a cute & beautiful Girl!!

Girl - Great!! Who is she...?

Boy - She is your 'Shadow'... and looks a little bit like you...

Girl - Aww...!! Is it me...?

Boy - No No, Your little sister....

One day, a teacher was attempting to

One day, a teacher was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds.

She held up a picture of a deer, and

asked one boy, "Billy, what is this animal?".

Little Billy looked at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and responded,

"I'm sorry Mrs. Smith, I don't know."

The teacher was not one to give up easily,

so she then asked Billy, "Well, Billy, what does your Mommy call your Daddy?"

Little Billy's face suddenly brightened up,

but then a confused look came over his face,

as he asked, "Mrs. Smith, is that really a pig?"!

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids

what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!"