Investment Joke

Boss hired a sexy secretary, But 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 28th floor office !!

Police : Who was there at that time in the room??

Secretary: I was there

Police: What happened ? why did he commit Suicide ??

Secretary : He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for 2,00,000,
                   then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs. 15,00,000,
                  then he bought me a diamond ringfor Rs. 5,00,000.
                 Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just Rs. 500 a night !


Moral : Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing !!

Pola SMS

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Comedy Jokes

Girl - Ur Name ?

Boy - Black Lion

G - r u joking ?

B - No, it means Kaalu Singh

and ur's

Girl - Soft underwear

Boy- r u joking ?

Girl - no it means Komal Chadda.

Computer Jokes

A man went to a electronic shop with anger and threw his new laptop on the desk at a person from whom he bought.

He told the salesman that you have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop

Salesman :- Sir, can you please try in front of me.

This is what That Man did :-

1. Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2. Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3. Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4. Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

Salesman Collapsed !!