Alphabetic advice for you:

Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C  - Avoid Boring Company..
D E F - Dont Entertain Fools..
G H I  -Go for High Ideas .
J K L M - Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P  - Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S - Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V - Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z - We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Make a Train in your drawing book.

I will come back in 5 minutes....

After 10 minutes....

Teacher: Show me the Train...

Student: Sorry sir you are late....

The train has left 7 minutes ago....

The Child And His Mother

The Child And His Mother 

A child asked his mother: Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: It is because of you, dear.
Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey.
The child replied innocently : Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.

A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving.

A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving.
A cop sees him and pulls him over.
The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?"
The man says, "I slowed down."
The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him.
"Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"

Age of Girl

A guy wanted to know the age of a girl so he asked: 

Boy: may i ask you what is your date of birth?
Girl: yes, it is 4th July (she tried to avoid the answer politely).
Boy insisted: and which year...
Girl: every year!!