Pati Aur Patni...

Pati Aur Patni Ghumne Gaye,
Raaste me ek Gadhe ko Ghass khata dekh
Pathi ne Pati se Kaha -
"Oo G tumhara rishtedaar Ghaas Kha raha hai, Namaste Karo."
Pati : Namaste SASUR Ji

Dur Gaon Me....

Dur Gaon me Jab Maa Baap sote Nahi the,
To bachha kehta Hai, So ja Bapu, So ja,
Warna ek aur ho Jayega !!!

Son to Dad.....

Son to Dad : Papa Main Itana Bada kab hounga ki Main Mummy se Bina puche Bahar Ja saku ?

Papa : Beta itana bada to mai bhi nahi hua !!!




Autowala : Sahab 100 Rs. Ho gaye.

Santa ne 50 Rs. Autowale ko De diye..

Autowala : Sahab ye to Gundagardi hai, meter k hisab se 100 Rs hua hai.

Santa : Tu bhi to Baithkar Aaya hai, Tera Kiraya bhi kya Mujhe Dena padega !!!!

Santa Banta

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab, Mai apna Dimag Dan Karna chahata Hu,
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge.