SARDAR KA SMS
Sardar :- Ye kya Chiz hai ji ?
Dukandar :- Ye Badam hai.
Sardar :- Isse kya hota hai ji ?
Dukandar :- Isse Dimag Tej hota hai.
Sardar :- Vo Kaise ji ?
Dukandar :- Batao, 1 kg me kitante Chawal hote hai ?
Sardar : vo to nahi pata ji ..
Dukandar :- Ye lo 2 badam khaa lo...
Sardar :- haji, kha liya ji....
Dukandar :- Ab, batao 1 DAZAN me kitane KELE hote hai ?
Sardar :- 12 hote hai ji ..
Dukandar :- Dekhe.. ho gaya na DEEMAG TEJ...
Sardar :- Haan ji..... laao ji, 2 KILO BADAM pack karo ji......
