Smile Joke

Girl : Can I sit Here ?
Boy : Ya sure... It all yours....

Girl : Can I take some water please ?
Boy: My pleasure...

Girl : If u Don't mind Brother, What will be the next Station?
Boy (With a lot of frustration) replied:

"My father didn't setup any GPS System in my mind.....
Just Getup from here.... I have to sleep now....

Husband / Wife Joke

Husband sent a text to his wife at night,

"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

But there is no reply.........

He sent another text, " And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car" this time,

She text bac, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, : " No I just wanted to make sure you got my first Massage"