Bus Conductor Vs Passenger

Bus conductor: Why are you taking two tickets?

Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.

Bus conductor: what if you lose both?

Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!

Teacher And Student

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.

Teacher: What is this?

Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.

Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?

Kid: The cow ate all of it.

Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?

Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

माशाल्लाह खूबसूरत लड़की

लड़का – आप तो माशाल्लाह बहुत खूबसूरत हो

लड़की – शट अप……

लड़का – एक बार इधर देखो ना

लड़की – तेरे घर में माँ – बहन नहीं हैं क्या

लड़का –
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माँ बहन दोनों हैं
पर तुम चिंता ना करो, मेरा कमरा अलग है 🙂 🙂
फिर हो गई पिटाई 🙂

पप्पू की गाँव के पहलवान से लड़ाई हो गयी,

पप्पू की गाँव के पहलवान से लड़ाई हो गयी,

पहलवान – मैं तेरी चटनी बना दूंगा,

पप्पू – अबे जा ,

मैंने अच्छे अच्छों को पानी पिलाया है,

पहलवान हैरानी से – कैसे ?

पप्पू – मैं होटल में वेटर हूँ

करनी है खुदा से गुजारिश कि,

करनी है खुदा से गुजारिश कि,
तेरी दोस्ती के सिवा कोई बंदगी न मिले,
हर जन्म में मिले दोस्त तेरे जैसा,
या फिर कभी जिंदगी न मिले।

Takdir ne manjur

Takdir ne manjur
Takdir ne manjur nathi evi vaat maangi che
Je malvana nathi teni mulakat maangi che.
Prem ma bhale amne deevana kahe badha
To pan suraj paase ame raat maangi che.

Enna unga paper

Enna unga paper
Vasagar: Enna unga paper la uppu sappe illa?


Writer: padikka sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu.....

3 ways to catch a Tiger

3 ways to catch a Tiger

1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it.

3.POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts it's a tiger!!!

छोट लोग पइसा पइसा करेला

छोट लोग पइसा पइसा करेला

छोट लोग पइसा पइसा करेला
बड़ लोग टाइम टाइम.
महान लोग रास्ता बनावेला
छोटका लोग बस पाछा पाछा चल देला
कामकाजी लोग एसएमएस करेला
निकम्मा लोग बइठल पढ़त रहेला

In Examination Hall,

In Examination Hall, How Do Boys Manage The Time......


1. Watching the girls around.
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser.
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen.
5. Reading everything writen on benches.
6. Feelings for wasting yesterday night.
7. Dreaming to study well for next E xam.
8. Calculating again &again d Marks he can get, out of what ever he has writen.
9. Thinking abuse words for the paper setter..
10. Watching the blank ans. Sheets .

I asked God today :

I asked God today :

Why does my wife love a rose

which dies in a day....

but doesn't love me who dies for

her every day....

God replied :

Must hai...!!

Whatsapp pe daal

Proof Of Identity ,

Proof Of Identity , Income TAX PAN Card ,Photo Credit Card

Current Passbook of post office/PSU bank,with subscribers

Photo Current Passbook of post office/PSU bank,with subscribers photo

Smartcard issued by CSD, Defense /Paramilitary

MBA student hugs a girl

MBA student hugs a girl

Girl : What is this?

Boy : Direct Marketing

Girl : Slap a boy

Boy : What is this?

Girl : Customer's Feedback.

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today.

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife : Wow, what did you ask for darling?

Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times....

Wife : Oh...darling..

Love you so much....

Did he do that?

Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.