SMILE JOKE

पप्पू  ने एक खुबसूरत लड़कीओ को पूछा ,
आप कहा रहती हो ?

जवाब दिया  M.G. ROAD.

पप्पू : इतनी खूबसूरत हो कर रोड पर रहती हो, मेरे घर चलो.

funny Jokes

Man: I could go the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

funny Joke

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

" Wow!" said her father, " That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

Funny English Joke

Patient : Doctor, I have a pain in my eye Whenever I drink Tea.

Doctor : Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

Funny English Jokes

The Perfect Son

A: I have the Perfect son.

B : Does he smoke ?

A: No he doesn't 

B: Dose the drink wiskey ?

A: No, he doesn't

B: Does he every come Home late ?

A: No, he Doesn't.

B: I guest you really do have the perfect son.  How old is he ?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. 

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