Husband v/s Wife

Husband : How many times told you not to look at mobile while cooking?

No salt and tamarind in the rasam.

Wife : How many times told you not to watch mobile when you eat?

It is not rasam but you added water to rice.

Difference Between Insult And Achievement

Difference Between Insult And Achievement


If you cry seeing your question paper its an insult,

but if you make your teacher cry seeing your answer paper its achievement..!!!!

A driver was struck in a traffic jam on the road.

A driver was struck in a traffic jam on the road.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver roll down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire politicians, and they are asking for a 1 million crores ransom.

Otherwise, they are gong to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, and collection donations.

How much and is everyone giving, an on average? the driver asks....

The man replied, "Roughly 2 liters."

Government of India

Akbar : What is the biggest achievement of the Modi Government Birbal?

Birbal : Jahapanah, the biggest achievement of the government is the change in attitude they have brought upon the population in general....

Until 2016 people felt and believed they had nothing and wanted a lot more from the government.

Today people have realised they do have a lot and must some how protect it from the government.

Funny Doctor

Effect of over flooded Diwali message on WhatsApp.

People replay even without reading at all most of the time.

One Doctor receives message from his friend

My husband is suffering from severe loose motions,

What should I give?

Doctor replied :

Wishing the same to you and to your entire family also. Enjoy the moment with full fun and have a blast.

Gajodhar to Girl

Gajodhar to Girl : "I love you and want to marry you...."

Girl : Apni shakal dekhi hai....

Gajodhar : "Dekhi hai tabhi toh tere pass aaya hu, warna kisi actress ke paas jaata..."

Funny Leave Application

Funny Leave Application

These are a few funny leave applications by IT company employees:

"Since I have to go to cremation ground at 10 O'clock and may not return,

please grant me half day casual leave."

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,

please sanction me one-week leave."

Man vs Lawyer

Aman was summoned to his attorney¿s office.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.

Man-"Give me the bad news first."

Lawyer-"Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars."

Man-"That¿sthe bad news?" laughed the man. "I can¿t wait to hear the terriblenews."

Lawyer-The terrible news is...

"The picture is of you and your secretary!"

Doctor to Patient

Doctor to Patient : What's your problem?

Patient : I am feeling sleepy every time and tending to sleep more

Doctor : Which mobile you are using?

Patient : Nokia 1100

Doctor : Ok. I will write a prescription for Smart phone and use Jio sim in it and install whatsapp & Facebook.

You will be alright in a week....!!!