Office Joke

BOSS in office : Okay guys, Today we are going to play a game.....

When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the right side of the hall....

And when I say any color, you run to the left side or the hall....

One who runs on wrong side will not get the increment... got it ?

Employees : Yes Boss, Got it.

Boss : Okay.... Ready, Set....

It is..... " ORANGE" !

All Employees get fainted....

Pappu Joke

Pappu: I am about ready for a vacation. Only this year, I am goin to do it a little differently....

The las few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go...

Three years ago you said go to Hawaii.  I went to Hawaii and spent some days and my wife got pregnant...

Then two years ago, you told me to enjoy Bahamas, and my wife got pregnant again....

Last year you suggested Tahiti and once again my wife got pregnant...

Travel agent : So, what are you going to do this year that is different ?.....

Pappu replied: This year I'm taking my wife with me