A persons Sends a msg. to his friend..

A person sends a msg to his friend.

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… 

Sone ko sona katta hai… 

Lohey ko loha katta hai.. 

Theek usi tarha dekh lena 

ek na ek din.. 

Tumhe kutta katega…

Friend replies
Itna maronga k apne zakham chato gay.
Main ne tumhara kya bigara hai jo tum mujhe kato gay?

Jani Na ke kal kothai...

Jani Na Ke Kal Kothai Robe;
Ki Pabe Ar Ki Harabe;
Diner Shese Jokhon Eshe;
Chobe Amay Dhusor Alo;
Bhabbo Ami Ekla Bose;
Bondhura Sob Ache Bhalo……

Bondo to me...

Bondo 2me hoea gesso amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rekho 2mer ridoyer Near,
Allah chara kawke 2me korona Fear,
Dekhbe kovu jibona 2mer asbena Tear

Bondhu Mane Khola Akash,..

Bondhu mane khola akash,
Bondhu mane mukti,
Bondhu mane sarajibon pase thakar chukti,
Bondhu mane ektu mondo, onek khani valo,
Bondhu mane ek sathe hajar tarar alo!

When time is fast...

When time is fast;
When moments are hard;
When everyone is busy;
When seconds are few;
Dear friend, I shall always be there for U!

I'm So Happy.....

I'm so happy. Do you know why?
Bcoz I'm so lucky. Do you know how?
Bcoz God loves me. Do you know how?
Cuz he gave me a wonderful gift. Do you know what?
It's you, my dear friend!

Friendship..

Friendships must be built on
a solid foundation of alcohol,
sarcasm, inappropriateness,
and shenanigans.

Radha Ki Chahat...

Radha ki chahat h krishna,
Uske dil ki virasat h krishna,
Chahe kitna v ras racha le krishna,
Duniya to phir v yhi kehti h.

"RADHE KRISHNA"

HAPPY JANMASTMI.

Mathura ki Khushbu.....

Mathura ki khushbu,Gokul ka haar,
Virndavan ki sugandg,Brij ka fuhar,
Radha ki ummid or kanhaiya ka pyar,
Mubark ho apko ye janmastami ka tyohar.

Janmashtami Sms

Pure vishv me Nirala Murli....
Pure Vishv me Nirala Murli Vala
Braj ka Gavala. Sab kahte Nand ka Lala
Dekho Aaj Aane wala.
Jai Ho NAND LAL ki HATHI GODA PALKI

Agar Aap bus, Train.....

Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…
Janhit Mai Jaari!!!

Rasmalaai Rakhi....

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab Jaman?
Nah!
Let Me C..
How Bout Jalebi?
Hmm?
Nope!
Damn!
Still Cant Find
Anything As Sweet
As U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rakhi Sms

Hey Sis,
When The World Goes Dark,
Stars Are There?
When The Journey Breaks Up,
Hope Is There?
When The Entire World Is Vanished,
And You Feel Left Alone?
Tilt Your Head And Look Beside You,
Will Bring You Comfort Feeling Of
Care And Affection Molds On You,
As Your Brother Is Always Beside You
To Pour The Special Love And Affection Forever?

Rakhi Sms in Hindi

This Msg Is For The Most Wonderful
Sisters Of This World Badi And Chhoti.
Thank U Didi For Always Being There On My
Side And For Helping Me In Those Infinite
Ways Which I Cannot Even Remember?