More Police SMS

3 ways to catch a Tiger

1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it.

3.POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts it's a tiger!!!

The police are looking for

The police are looking for someone!
They said he's a tall, strong and handsome man...
You're ok but where should I hide???

Baap ko Rishwat

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result acha nahi aya
aaj se tumhara khelna T.V dekhna band.

Bacha: Ye 50 rupye pakro aur is bat ko yahi daba do.

Not on duty

A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home.
Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now.

Its a mistake

I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in country,
can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

Angry Wife

Angry Wife

A man got a call from unknown number

Girl: Hi, wish u very happy Valentine's day... are you single?

Man: Yes...Yes who are you?

Girl: Your wife! Aaj ghar aa...phir batati hu. .


( After couple of hours , He gets Another call from unknown number) .


Girl: Are you married?

Man: Yes, but who are you?

Girl: Your girlfriend, you fraud... you cheat.

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..

Girl: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tu bas ghar aaja..

Teacher SMS

Teacher Joke

A Letter from a Teacher to a Parent:
Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.


Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a Rose, don't smell him, just teach him...!

Funny Jokes

Girl joke 

Boy : Where are you going now?

Girl : I am going to Suicide..

Boy : Then, Why so much Make-up?

Girl : You Idiot... Tomorrow My Photo will come in Newspaper..!