SMS And FUN: July 2012

2012/07/26

2 Guys Were ...

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

Never ever thought we will not be together this day.
I am really missing you very much.
The Rakhi you send is very good,
it's looking great on my wrist.
I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year.
May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success.
Take care.
Miss You..!

What's the similarity...

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
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become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...

Qualities a friend.....

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend

2012/07/24

Hindi Sms Jokes

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

Ramadan Sms

Today Holy Month Ramadan Starts
Fasting Month brings lot of best for the human life,

in this month gets the time to see our soul and trying to

concentrate towards Allah and lot more

HAPPY RAMADAN

Hindi Ramadan sms

Ramazan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Ap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan…

Funny Hindi Mohabat..

Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun,
chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….

Rainy Day funny Sms

Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi,
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi,
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…

Funny Cricket

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa:
Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Funny Cricket

Afridi:" Hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge."

Misbah: "Magar hum kaise rokenge, he's in form..."

Afridi: "Hum under100 all out ho jayenge."

Very funny ..........

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
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Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…
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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…
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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

Rainy Day........

Aaj Badal Kalay Gehray hain,
Aaj Chand pay lakhon Pehray Hai,

Kuch tukray Tumhari Yaadon Ke
Bari Der se dil mein Thehray hain.

Morning Sms

Mogra Kitihi Dur asla tari

Sugandh Aalyashivay Rahat Nahi,

Tasech aapli Manse Kitihi Dur Asli

Tari Aathwan Aalyashivay Rahat Nahi !

Shubh Sakarl

Pakistani And American

A Pakistani Boy Got admission in an American School.
Teacher : Whats your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teache : No, Now you r in America your name is Johny from today.

Boy went home, Mom asked:
how was the Day Ahmad.
Boy: I'm an american Now call me johnny.

Mom & Dad both got offended and beat him up.

Next Day He was Back to school, All Bruised.

Teacher : What Happened johnny ?

boy : Ma'am, Just 4 hours after I became American,

I Was attacked by two Pakistanis!

2012/07/23

Darna mana Hai..........

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Daro Mat Naag Devta hai
Darshan karke, aage forward Kar do.
"Happy Nagpanchami"

2012/07/21

If our Country is .........

If our country is worth dying
for in time of war let us resolve
that it is truly worth living
for in time of peace.
Happy Independence!

Happy Independence.........

This Nation will remain
the Land Of The Free Only,
so long as it is the home of the Braves!
Happy Independence Day!

Rakhi is just ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
to my sweet sister.

Brothers are ..........

Brothers are like streetlights along the road,
they don't make distance any shorter
but they light up the path
and make the walk worthwhile.

Rakhi SMS

God sent in my life
a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister.
In good times or bad ones,
u`re ready 2 extend ur help N support.

There is no Friendship...?

There is no friendship,
no love,
like that of the parent
for the child.
Happy Parent's Day.

The Best Parent's

The best parents who always had a smile 4 me,
here r big hugs nd kisses 4 u to let u know
how special u r. Happy parent's day!

Parent's Day

Thank u for always being there
& knowing just what 2 do.
Thank u for knowing the words 2 say
when I'm feeling way beyond blue.
Love u Mom-dad.
"Happy Parent's Day"

Parent's Day

Romance may fail us, so do friendships;
but the relationship of parent and child
is the strongest relationship on earth!
"Happy Parent's day"

Nagapanchami

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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AAJ GHAR ME YADI BB DUDH PILAYE TO CHUPCHAP PI LENA.
AAJ APKA HI TO DIN HAI
HAPPY NAGPANCHAMI

Nagpanchami SMs

May Lord Shiva Bless you and
your family on the
auspicious occasion of
Nag Panchami.
Shubh Nag Panchami.

2012/07/14

Husband ask to Wife............

Husband Asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.... Without Information Fighting Every time !

WIFE say : it's With Idiot For Ever !

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I Just Love When.....

I just love when morning gets here,
cuz i can send a Great Big good Morning sms
to my bestest friend.
What a loverly way to start my day

Interviewer.........

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it....!!!!

What's the Difference...

What's the difference between a lawyer & a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

2012/07/13

Dear Computer Users,

Dear computer Users,

I Do Appreciate Your kind Attitude Towards
The Keys of Keyboard,
But
One Question ....

Why Do You press All keys Softly n Hit Me
With All your Power?

Your sincerely,
'ENTER' Key!

Computer Sms

Wife : Dear this computer is not working as per my command
Hasband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Hasband...!!

Computer Sms

Girl : which Computer do u have ?
Boy : I have a computer with intel core 17 processor
at 3.3 ghz. windows -7
64 bit 8 GB ram & nvidia GTX 560 graphics card.

Boy: Which computer do YOU have ????
Girl : A PINK ONE !!

What to say now.

2012/07/07

Magic SMS

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Magic sms from NASA.
this massage you can send to only 4 persons.
After this massage you can't to send any person.
try it.
I am aslo shocked.

Good Night SMS

Sugar and Salt may be mixed together.
But Ants reject the salt and carries always sugar.......
Select the right people and make your life sweeter.....
Okyyy... Sweet Night. Sweet Dreams.

Sexy Sms

According to mechanical engineers
'GIRLS' are the best vehicle in the world.
Why?
1. Two bumpers in front.
2. Two bumpers in back.
3. Self lubricating when hot.
4. Finger touch ignition.
5. Monthly automatic engine oil change.
6. Every type of PISTON fitting facility.
7. Highest mileage of 9 months at just 2 ml.

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