2014/10/19

Suspense Sms




Girl - Aaj Mat Dalo

Boy- Kyon ?

Girl - Kal tum daal k so gaye,
          bahot dard hua,
         Main puri raat Masalti Rahi,
        or pani bhi nikalta raha.
        Mujhe lagata hai ye.

- EYE DROP BEKAR HAI -

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A Girl went to repair umbrella.

Shopkeeper : BB Upar ka kapda uthana padega
                      aur neeche danda dalna padega.
                 
Ladki Boli :  Jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye !


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Teri lita ke lu ?
Ya bitha K lu ?
Andhere me lu ya Bulb Jala k lu ?
ya teri jhuka k lu ?

Ab tu hi bata k Main teri

PHOTO

Kaise Lu ?


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