Smile Jokes

Girl - What are you doing ?

Boy - I was doing a job with TIMES OF INDIA...
          but I left Job.

Girl - Oh God, Why ?

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Boy - Kon sala subah - subah uthe
          aur Paper dalne jaye.


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Mobile Company ke kisi brilliant Salesman ko loos motion ho jaye.

To wo Doctor ko kaise batayega...
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Doctor sahab Subah se Unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai,
Andar se nayi nayi ringtone sunai de rahi hai,
pet me balance khatam ho gaya hai,
Thoda bhi recharge karta hu to 5 minuts me discharge ho jata hai,

Mehrbani kar ke ye scheme band kar do....



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