Pakistani And American

A Pakistani Boy Got admission in an American School.
Teacher : Whats your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teache : No, Now you r in America your name is Johny from today.

Boy went home, Mom asked:
how was the Day Ahmad.
Boy: I'm an american Now call me johnny.

Mom & Dad both got offended and beat him up.

Next Day He was Back to school, All Bruised.

Teacher : What Happened johnny ?

boy : Ma'am, Just 4 hours after I became American,

         I Was attacked by two Pakistanis!