Computer Shayari

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko Dil se
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar duunga...




Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...


Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...


Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo..


Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS.


Ho gayi galti humse,
click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,
ban jaao meri spouse!


Tumse mila main kal to, 
mere Dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!


Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif


Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, 
I don't likeyour face
Par Dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space


Nazar mein to kai hain,
Par Dil me ek wo only hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab 'read only' hain...



Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, 
create main karoonga
Tum usay debug karna,
wait main karoonga


Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya


Kya chaal hai tumhaari, 
jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, 
aao karein chat


Tum jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch,
na postman , na e-Mail


Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon,
tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, 
system hota hai crash


Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka 
ERROR to hatao,
janeman apne Dil ka
PASSWORD to batao!


Roz raat ko aap 
mere sapno mein aati ho,
mere pyar ko MOUSE bana k
apni ungliyon se nachati ho!


Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere Dil ko lubhata hai,
par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!


Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,
aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE,
Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,
humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar.


Tumse mila main kal to, mere Dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found,
Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya, Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye...


Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen k reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne Dilon ka ho gaya 'server down'. 


Zindagi me dukh ko Delete karo,
Khushiyon ko Save karo.
Dushman ko Hide karo, Dost ko Enter karo,
Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.


Net kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...