An Engineering student to his sweeper brother :
I have got Degree, I Have got Knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have ?
Sweeper : I have the Job.
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Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, What should we do ?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 Minutes.
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Girl : Do u have any sentimental Love Cards ?
Shopkeeper : How about this card, it says to the only boy I ever loved'
Girl : Great! I want 10 of them.
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome your,
it is not your figure too.... Beauty is the inner self,
so change your underwear daily.
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
So make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
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Who wants 2 B A
MILLIONAIRE
Let's play ?
Q. Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A. Cunt B. Wanka
C. Rsole. D. Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring ME!! Tell U!
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
I have got Degree, I Have got Knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have ?
Sweeper : I have the Job.
==========
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, What should we do ?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 Minutes.
========
Girl : Do u have any sentimental Love Cards ?
Shopkeeper : How about this card, it says to the only boy I ever loved'
Girl : Great! I want 10 of them.
=========
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome your,
it is not your figure too.... Beauty is the inner self,
so change your underwear daily.
==========
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
So make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
==========
Who wants 2 B A
MILLIONAIRE
Let's play ?
Q. Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A. Cunt B. Wanka
C. Rsole. D. Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring ME!! Tell U!
=========
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
