English Sms Funny

Never reject anybody in your life because;
Good person gives us happiness &
Bad person gives us experience.
Both are essential for life


I like 3 friends, Sun – Moon – & You.
Sun – For the day time.
Moon – For the night time.
You – For the lifetime



Two secrets to keep relationships stronger.
1. Whenever you are wrong – Admit it.
2. Whenever you are right – Just keep quiet.


Whenever you feel that nobody wants to listen to you, then give a try to start talking to ALLAH.
You will find HIM attentive all the time…



I asked my heart, “Why I can’t sleep at night”?
My heart said, “Because you slept in the afternoon”
Don’t act like you’re in love


Always start your day with a lot of  S E X
S = SMILE
E = ENERGY
X = XCITEMENT
So make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.


A Man Asked A Sculptorist:
How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?
He Replied:
Idols & Images Are Already Hidden There  I Remove Unwanted Stone only..!
Moral: Your HAPPINESS Is HIDDEN inside You, Just Remove Your W0RRIES!


In Life,
Don't Settle For Someone Who Can Buy A Coffee For You ,
Go For Someone Who Can Actually Make It For You !
Sometimes Little Efforts Make A Big Difference


A lot of trouble in the world will disappear,
If everyone learn to talk to each,
Instead of talking about each other…!!!


How do friends help us in problems?
They give the most stupid suggestion that lands us into another problem and helps us forget our previous problems