Student: Sir, Would you mind e mailing my exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents dont have a computer.
Student: Exactly
Teacher: But your parents dont have a computer.
Student: Exactly
2018/08/21
2018/04/07
I fall in love in only love with a cute
Boy - I fall in love in only love with a cute & beautiful Girl!!
Girl - Great!! Who is she...?
Boy - She is your 'Shadow'... and looks a little bit like you...
Girl - Aww...!! Is it me...?
Boy - No No, Your little sister....
Girl - Great!! Who is she...?
Boy - She is your 'Shadow'... and looks a little bit like you...
Girl - Aww...!! Is it me...?
Boy - No No, Your little sister....
One day, a teacher was attempting to
One day, a teacher was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds.
She held up a picture of a deer, and
asked one boy, "Billy, what is this animal?".
Little Billy looked at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and responded,
"I'm sorry Mrs. Smith, I don't know."
The teacher was not one to give up easily,
so she then asked Billy, "Well, Billy, what does your Mommy call your Daddy?"
Little Billy's face suddenly brightened up,
but then a confused look came over his face,
as he asked, "Mrs. Smith, is that really a pig?"!
She held up a picture of a deer, and
asked one boy, "Billy, what is this animal?".
Little Billy looked at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and responded,
"I'm sorry Mrs. Smith, I don't know."
The teacher was not one to give up easily,
so she then asked Billy, "Well, Billy, what does your Mommy call your Daddy?"
Little Billy's face suddenly brightened up,
but then a confused look came over his face,
as he asked, "Mrs. Smith, is that really a pig?"!
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids
what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!"
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids
what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!"
2018/01/22
Friends Jokes
Boy: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me Pics Of Her With Her New Boyfriend.
Friend: Really Bad, What Did You Do?
Boy: I Sent Those Pics To Her Dad.
Friend: Really Bad, What Did You Do?
Boy: I Sent Those Pics To Her Dad.
2017/11/23
Bus Conductor Vs Passenger
Bus conductor: Why are you taking two tickets?
Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Bus conductor: what if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Bus conductor: what if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
2017/11/21
Teacher And Student
A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.
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